math drunk

(aslo known as math wasted or math high) An altered state of mind, similar to having a few too many beers or quite possibly too many bong hits, after spending an extended amount of time working on math problems. One can get math drunk on a number of different mathematical subjects, but its most common during calculus, complex numbers, or any form of math theory.

A: "Dude, we spent like 3 hours on probability homework and got totally math drunk."

B: "Thats nothing, I got math wasted last night doing advanced calc!"

by lexdfox December 2, 2010

Math Daddy

A man that women rely on for help in math; especially calculus. A math daddy is different from a tutor. Unlike a tutor, they help you for free and sessions with a math daddy often lead to calc n chill.

Remember that really smart guy in my calc class? I gave him my number, now he's my math daddy. I hope he's down to calc n chill tonight.

by peachesandplums October 22, 2016

Math-illiterate

Similar to when you can't read, only this means mathematically challenged. Math was most likely your worst subject because you just don't know what you're doing in that class. Math really stumps you if you're math-illiterate; you often fail to comprehend numbers, adding, subtracting, etc.

Complete opposite of math-literate.

Marilyn is really excellent at english and history and always helps her friends with those subjects, but when it comes to geometry she's really math-illiterate.

by PrincessR November 26, 2009

math test

The purest form of torture there is.

I'm gonna be killed at the math test tommorrow.

by lolsweatyfag August 8, 2019

Math Syndrome

A syndrome that results from doing too much math in a short period of time. Symptoms include carpel tunnel, dreaming in algebra and not getting dates.

Person 1: Did ya hear about Billy? He got Math Syndrome from his calculus class and now his girlfriend broke up with him.

Person 2: I had that for a bit during grade ten. Stupid radicals.

Person 1: No kidding.

by gamer999 February 16, 2009

math class

4 letter word subject class popularized in the United States without a clear purpose or direction of application.



Stages:


Elementary- The basics of addition, substraction, multiplication and division are learned.

Middle School- Basics of algebra for apparently 3 years. Learn to lose all primary math skills with the introduction of uber calculators.

High School-

>> Algebra again, reteaching everything done in middle school in about a week.

>> Geometry, learn how much a cup can hold and how to plug numbers in, in place of letters.

>> Algebra 2, finally figure out functions are just equations of primary math that you plug numbers into. No previous algebra experience necessary to pass. Screw around with moving letters around all year.

>> Calculus, learn how to calculate the volume of a donut and the area under the curves of random lines using differential calculations. Useful, but the calculator does it faster and more accurately and generally common sense guesses will suffice. Get lots of homework and an unintelligible foreign teacher.

>> Statistics, what are the odds of you failing that class? Practice the statistical probability by using your scantron tests as one big lottery ticket.

y=ln(e^(rt)+x) wtf that ain't no math that all letters and a chinese hat biatch! Friggin math class!

by eliteskills.com April 26, 2004

Math Anxiety

A feeling of slight fear or nervousness when put in front of a math or word problem.

John got nervous when seeing 3 times 4 times 57.
He had some serious Math Anxiety.

by LEOGEO November 15, 2009