Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020

Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.

Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏

by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025

Mash

To masturbate. It means Smashing without Someone (hence why there is no S).

Man, when I get done with this shift, I’m going to mash when I get home.

by Lil C’s April 14, 2019

Mash

Why do you keep calling me I'm coming home soon just playing pool. (girl) your just the same as my ex you don't care. (guy) why you talking mash?

Why is this girl /guy talking mash. She's taking mash. He's talking the mash ever

by Tafari i June 17, 2017

Dani mash

Coolest person ever. Most bestest dancer and knows how to hip pop😀. Everyone wants to be her and be as talented to be able to break ur shower door...

I wish I was as cool as Dani mash

by Kingsley gribble November 11, 2020

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017