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laurentino 

laurentino is the smartest guy in his school and the most cute looking
laurentino is always helpful
laurentino by always love funneh January 28, 2018
usually a blonde, very attractive lady, with a great sense of humor and style. sometimes has a tendancy of having pet dragons with legs like sea monsters. and loves firebreathing gerbils(:
dude she's such a LaRyn, i wanna bang her over and over!!!
LaRyn by Summer the Great!(: December 28, 2011

Juan and Lauren 

The coolest relationship there can be, usually Lauren is amazing, and Juan sometimes is a complete asshole to Lauren, sometimes but not most cause he is always sweet to her.
Juan and Lauren = <3*
:)
Lauren and Juan make the cutest couple ever!!!!

Lauren and Luis 

cutest couple in San Antonio. Have a cat named Meeko. Love spending time with each other, watching movies, going to the park or stores, cuddling, and overall just spending time with each other. Luis loves Lauren for who she is and how she takes good care of him. Lauren Loves Luis because he accepts her for who she is. Luis is smart, handsome, funny, and caring. Lauren is smart, beautiful, funny, and a mother hen who loves to cook and bake. They make each other happy and can just be smiling just laying close to one another.
"aww... Look at Lauren and Luis. They are soo cute together."

larynxical sex 

The act of having sex with someone's throat hole (acquired due to heavy smoking or not being able to breathe). Not to be confused with throat fucking which generally utilizes the mouth.
Nikki: If I got a throat hole would you still marry me?
Matt: Could we have larynxical sex?
Nikki: Of course, but I'd keep it covered with a bandana at all other times.
larynxical sex by not matt July 25, 2006

laurynhassan 

an absolute unit with a 12 inch cock
wow what a laurynhassan
laurynhassan by haurynlassan November 15, 2018