lagessie

pronounced la-gas-a. Derived from the French term "legess", meaning "to break wind". A lagessie is a very gasesous individual with a chronic flatulation disorder. They are proud of their affliction and tend to share it with anyone possible. Upon a close contact, some are lead to believe the person has gingivitis. This is a misconception, clouded only by the foul order emulating from the lagessie. A lagessie is a very intolerable person.

"Don't listen to him, he is spouting more of his lagessie"

by spuzedfukmenon November 22, 2007

langerd

crazy ass drunk

i went to the lodge and of course got ridiculously langerd

by limlover11 January 4, 2010

Lagerrhea

The shits one gets from drinking too many lagers (ie: Yeungling, etc.)

I had a wicked case of lagerrhea after the annual pub crawl.

by kinks77 March 14, 2010

Lagestee

That last name of a guy who is always there for you, and is selfless and kind hearted. A person that is easy to fall in love with, and trust with all your heart.

Mr. Lagestee is awesome.

by No one in particular c August 10, 2010

langersed

noun; lang-erz-d

a pronounced state of inebriation; very drunk.

I was out last night and I was langersed drunk.

by SooprTruffaut March 4, 2011

ladgend

Ladgend, a hybrid of a lad and legend, the ultimate lad that will forever be remembered for his laddish antics.

Frank is a right ladgend, have you heard about his antics on Friday night, they're going down in the history book bro!

by Super Gmizzle July 1, 2014

Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.

Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What

by SirGeoji September 11, 2018