Kristan

If you are an overly obsessive fan of krista consider yourself a kristan. As a kristan, you are entitled to support and love the one and only Krista Poly to all needs. If she wants to be called baby, you tell her she is baby... If she feels sad, you cheer her up. Your only priority as a Kristan is to protect, adore and praise Krista till the end of time. It is up to us to make this fandom big. We love Krista. You love Krista.

"I love being a kristan! Becoming apart of this fandom has made me a better person and I have found more ways to love Krista that I never knew was possible. Thank you for your existence Krista! Kristans love you."

"I've become so obsessed with krista lately... does that make me a Kristan?"

"I am an official vip member of the Kristan fanbase"

by kristanoticeme June 23, 2019

krusty da klown

famous rap artist

Krusty Da Klown is gonna bust a cap in yo white ass

by smart guy April 23, 2004

Krista

The utter definition of Napoleon Complex, the Krista is an ego-driven creature who, in the face of empirically verified incorrectness or culpability, nevertheless argues to the contrary. She is an elusive creature thought to inhabit the Americas, but this is mere conjecture. Those who have reported sightings claim her toes are that of a hobbit, yet her face is that of a smiling goddess. The latter is the source of her mythical power, as she is known for luring in unsuspecting boys who learn all too late that she has a dark side and feeds on their tears. Again, this is speculative, since none who have experienced her dark mania have returned. Her tale is one of folklore whispered ‘round campfires and through the forests of old. Only one can ensnare and tame her, they say, and so the world waits for the rightful suitor to come forth....

Did you hear Jim’s missing? They’re saying the Krista devoured his soul.

by Thetruedefinerofall October 1, 2019

Krista

A stupid demanding controlling ass whore who will cry to get things her way and will drag you on in unnecessaryrelationship

Vruh Krista cried on my birthday/one year because i didn't get her anything even though I took out to mini putting bowling and to the arcade where i won her a giant charmander and gave it to her to keep

by KristaHater0001 May 17, 2018

Krista

Krista rhymes with Rista. The only thing that makes this person interesting is that she's probs dating some guy with a massive chode on his forehead. Probably Always Salty. There's nothing much to it. Is the living embodiment of a trash can.

Person 1: You know who Krista is?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: You know the girl in our class?
Person 2: Wait what
Person 1: The ones that dating the guy with the massive chode on his head
Person 2: OHHHH THE TRASH CAN. yeah I know her

by Tri-Stand February 19, 2019

Krustface

Krustface is a disease. It is when you eat mouldy krusty bread and then in a few days your face is full of krust

Jonny Smith has Krustface

by Pauk Dancer February 11, 2003

krusty krusty

A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie

Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty

Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.

A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.

by Sincerely, the BCC class of 2008 February 2, 2005