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mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.
by mike kaelin June 1, 2018
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Kato Kaelin

A long-term house guest who takes advantage of his hosts and refuses to take a hint about when it’s time to leave.
by ZtyX April 9, 2018
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Chief Keefin

Tasha has been Chief keefin ever since she got her 11 pro max
by Yoink215! February 15, 2020
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Dirty Keelen

When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.
Damn did he just do a dirty keelen?
by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020
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Fw.keelan

Never misses and will cary anitok one day
Fw.Keelan doesn't miss
by Fw.keelan February 27, 2022
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Self-Keeping Secret

The anti-meme

The self-keeping secret
by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022
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mrs.Kerlin

She is a wonderful teacher and will never give up on u if u have something going on with u she a caring science teacher and will always have your back and she loves teaching students and other teachers how it do science
by Addison Mabry August 1, 2022
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