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Santa Barbara Junior High

Ass sucking piece of junk school. Most of the kids are mexicans. No hot chicks. The guys are all dicks who think they're cool. All around sucks
"Hey did u hear about that kid John Reese? All he does is play video games all day!"

"No. What school does he go to?"

"Santa Barbara Junior High."
by A.Larson August 4, 2009
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Juno

Juno was an award winning movie where Ellen Page gets knocked up by her best friend, being played by Micheal Cera, and her relationship with the adoptive parents. (I don't feel like giving a plot summary) I think it was pretty funny in regards to dialog; Juno's character was quirky and brash. The characters were unique and got a laugh out of the audience. I do believe, however, that the movie tried too hard to be both "indie" and "cooler than indie because indie is getting mainstream and old". i think if diablo cody didn't make everyone seem like they tried so hard, just let the actors carry out their characters more naturally, it would have been better and more people would have liked it, instead of bashing it's oxymoronic mainstream-indie-ness. the actors did a helluva job, though, i love ellen page for her role. i could really relate to the juno character because we have the same taste in music (even though everyone started listening to cat power and moldy peaches and that one kim somethingoranother chick, ruining some of that for me, but whatever) and enjoy being around similar people and are both pretty outspoken. so i guess if you like that, you may like juno.
fauxindiekid: gadzuks! i loved juno it was bomb! like, so indie!
someone who actually likes underground stuff and is tired of loser wannabe "indie" kids": shut up. just shut up. it was ok.
fauxidiekid: omg youre retarded. im going to go listen to moldy peaches adn think of what im going to wear tomarrow so everyone knows just how not mainstream i am!
second kid stabs the loser.
by sohungryicouldeat5babies February 18, 2010
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Lake Oswego Junior High

A Junior High in Lake Oswego/ Lake BigEgo/ Lake NoNegro/ The Bubble. The School is all rich/stuck up ppl that think there awesome.
by SkaterChick July 6, 2009
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DYSFUNCTION IN ONE'S JUNCTION

a phrase that makes direct reference to the fact that one is dysfunctional, or fucked up in some respect.
His behavior has been a tad off center of late; perhaps, a little dysfunction in his junction.
by weave October 26, 2003
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Junior Psychologist

A liberal twit who always knows the deep psychological reasons behind other peoples' beliefs and behaviors. Junior Psychologists come out of their holes to make their pronouncements in college dormatories, in letters to the editor, and in discussions. Like all liberal twits, Junior Psychologists know what is best for you and me, and never miss an opportunity to tell us so.
Fenton is a Junior Psychologist. She knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who drive four-wheel-drive vehicles do so because they subconsciously worry that their penises are not large enough. They buy four-wheel-drives to display as a large penis substitute. She can't conceive of a man -- or woman -- who wants a four-wheel-drive vehicle to explore the wondrous outback of America.

Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who do not vote for Quean Hillary do so because they are misogynist, sexist pigs and would feel emasculated if a woman was their leader. She can't imagine that their are 72 million women better-qualified to be President than Quean Hillary, and that most men would vote for one of them.

Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who own guns do so because they subconsciously fear that their penises are not long enough. They buy guns to substitute for a short penis. She can't imagine that men -- and also women -- own guns to hunt, and to shoot targets, beer cans, greasy-haired Pachuco Boys, and wimpy-ass liberals who want to take their rights away.

Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who are not limp-wristed liberal mush wimps are not because they "have issues" (as she likes to say) with having their bottoms wiped the wrong way when they were infants. She can't imagine that some people do not like paying taxes for sissy liberal social programs, socialist medicine, towing the politically correct party line, or being forced to tolerate the putrid behavior of A-Rabs, panhandlers, and mincing poofters.

Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that men who do not like poofters are subconsciously afraid of their own hidden homosexual feelings. She can't imagine that any people are real men who are attracted to women and who find mincing, prancing, doing dangle dances, playing circle jerk, corn holing, and squealing "weeee" to be insipid, disgusting, perverted, and nasty.

Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that men who do not like Greasy Haired Pachucos challenging them when they walk down the sidewalk have unresolved authority issues and harbor deep-seated racial hatred for people with dark hair and brown eyes. She can't conceive of a man who will defend his right to walk in public without being challenged by a greasy punk.

Fenton, as you can see, knows absolutely nothing. She is nothing but an arrogant, whining, snot-nosed liberal soccer mom who doesn't know Jack Shit.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 28, 2008
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Juno

one who listens to post-punk acoustic music (i.e cat power, the moldy peaches, Kimya Dawson, ect.) and dresses like a dude, whether they be a boy or a girl.
That chicks weird, shes all juno and shit.
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spaghetti junction

The other post is correct in saying that I-35W is part of Spaghetti Junction. However, the I-35W/MN 62 junction is a whole different interchange, the Crosstown Commons. Spaghetti Junction is the interchange of I-35W and I-94 in downtown Minneapolis. MN 55 is also a part of the SJ, but to a lesser extent. The reason for the name is from all the local streets passing over the interchange that allow access into the interchange for the freeways.

And although this one is not referred to as such, the I-94/I-35E interchange in downtown St. Paul (less than 10 miles to the east) can also be referred to as Spaghetti Junction due to the on-ramps from Wacouta/10th Sts into the I-94/35E interchange.
"Here's Spaghetti Junction."

"There's so much traffic here, think we'll see any meatballs?"

"Nope, just MEATHEADS, as in the drivers here."
by The Volkswaged Beatle June 27, 2005
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