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Pulling a Jordan Law 

When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!
Pulling a Jordan Law by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009
Jordan

jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl.
jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her

She's perfect, a real Jordan!
Jordan by prettyrikki March 9, 2009

Rollin' On Michael Jordans 

When A Car Has 23'' Rims.
DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans

Jordanny 

Can't describe the greatness.
Damn, all I have to say is Jordanny !
Jordanny by JJfilife December 17, 2010
A simply amazing guy. Very family orientated and loves his family to death. He's really sweet, caring, affectionate person. Loves to give hugs and has a very charming personality. He loves to travel especially islands and he loves water activities. Can make you fall in love with him in precisely 8 days. Has the hottest tan and such an amazing smile! Jordan plays soccer and has a HOT body. He's really friendly and a person you could never forget.
His personality reeally got to me and made me want to know more about him: He is SUCH a Jordan !
Jordan by Beeach_Baabe January 23, 2012
DUDE he is such a jordan!
Jordan by osucavsman23 December 30, 2010