judgey jason

A person who is being a major cock block, or downer.

As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"

Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?

by Turntmurfin February 28, 2018

Jason Bobadilla

The cutest guy at JP2. A definite smash. The guy the lady be all up on. Probably measures at 6.4
PULLS ALL THE FUCKING BITCHES

Damn I want bitches like Jason bobadilla

I want that Jadon bobadilla cock if you know what i mean

by Average kid at jp2 October 10, 2022

Jason Placido

If Your name is this, then ur the bawsest kid in the entire universe

Jason Placido is a baws

by jason97 November 21, 2011

jason dean

The hottest person in Heathers. I would let him shoot me.

Person 1: "Who is jason dean?"
Person 2: "The hottest man in Heathers!!!!"

by homoalex May 28, 2022

Jason Kidd

a. The greatest Point Guard of all-time.
b. An especially attractive vagina.

a. Wow, did you see Kobe (see: rapist ) get sizzerved by Jason Kidd?
b. Damn girl, that's a nice Jason Kidd you got there.

by Jason Kidd July 05, 2004

Jason White

A fucking adorable guy with fluffy-ass hair who happens to play guitar for Green Day.

Jason White can walk down the street in peace unlike Billie Joe Armstrong, because almost no one recognizes him.

by Peterick Trohley August 02, 2014

Jason Webley

Amazing songwriter and musican from out west who just released his 5th album called "the cost of living". He mainly plays the guitar and accordion, but is also capable of playing many other instruments. If you've never heard of him, please check him out!

Jason Webley is an amazing musician!

by KKip January 14, 2008