Stacking Wood

When one man puts his penis (wood) on top of another mans penis.

Joseph: Hey Aiden! Wanna start stacking wood??

Aiden:Sure bud!!

by GammAndrew October 06, 2017

olivia wood

some whore.

Did you see that girl, she's such an Olivia Wood!

by KittyWhore April 23, 2019

Morning Wood

You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.

Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.

by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019

Morning wood

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa December 30, 2015

woods kitty

A skunk.

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.

by wormracer08 December 04, 2013

Danger Wood

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.

My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!

by Tagz November 09, 2011

wood-davor

An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.

"Marzipan, Marzipan, what do you wanna make you wanna make wood-davors?"

by Queenie Z December 17, 2003