by Jimetha April 27, 2014
Get the phone footsiemug. A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.
Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!
I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
by 33000 October 11, 2011
Get the booty phonemug. its gone
by Grimace's son January 12, 2018
Get the michaels phonemug. The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".
by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011
Get the Buxton's Phonemug. by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018
Get the Phone Jobmug. (adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.
#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.
Person2: She's Phone Drunk.
#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.
Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.
Person2: She's Phone Drunk.
#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.
Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
by TecKrieger August 12, 2012
Get the Phone Drunkmug. A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022
Get the Phone guyussymug.