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irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.
'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'
by ant August 4, 2004
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irish kiss

When an irish man hits a woman and she's left with a black eye, or an "irish kiss".
"Tings went pear shaped last night cause me man gave me an irish kiss."
by Aoife21 January 9, 2008
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Northern Irish Cardio

Northern Irish Cardio, is what happens when a member of The Irish Republican Army (I.R.A.) throws a molotov cocktail/hand grenade into a protestant church, british army base, or the house of someone who is giving the english information. then running away as soon the building busts into flames or explodes.
Murphy: Hey Sullivan where ya going lad?

Sullivan: Down the road to Kelly's flat, for Northern Irish Cardio.

Murphy: Northern Irish Cardio eh? must've been talking to the brits then.
by Mr. Cannonball Jones July 8, 2012
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irish curse

Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!
Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
by JB_Finesse October 9, 2005
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Irish twins

two people born less than 12 months apart (from the stereotype that Irish Catholics have many children)
They ended up with Irish twins and shortly after, decided they would be better off with a larger house.
by The Return of Light joker January 1, 2009
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Irish Lucy

(ahy-rish*loo-see)

An undetectable marijuana cigarette.

Most commonly made with irish clove cigarette, that crackles like marijuana, and tends to cover up the smell quite well.

Recommended:
Djarum Blacks (irish clove cigarettes)
White Rhino (marijuana)
"Nah bro, I'm all out of smokes, all I got is Irish Lucys"
by tonyisserious April 9, 2009
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Irish Hug

"Tom's dinner was late, so he slapped her. She then gave him an Irish Hug. He has a black eye, and now, he knows better."
by John Joad October 20, 2008
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