I'll go home

A popular phrase Shane Dawson uses

*makes a really bad joke that makes you want to kill yourself then slowly zooms in camera on face*

"............. I'll go home"

by Idek.org February 27, 2017

I'll get right on that

a saying, usually sarcastic when a someone says you should do something that you think is dumb or don't want to do

Jared: You should go bake me a cake
Dylan: (sarcastically)...Yeah, i'll get right on that.

by powaz777 December 20, 2008

i'll pass

It means you don't wanna be a part of something/don't wanna go somewhere/don't wanna say something

Person 1: "we're getting a coffee, ya wanna come?"
Person 2: "no thx, i'll pass"

by hemakesmesmile April 3, 2010

illified

Cool, awesomeness. A way of expressing great jubilation over ones great achievment. The word imports from using negative terminology as a superlative.

Thats totally illified.

Illified would make for a illified webpage name.

by Randomjackass July 29, 2008

I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)

Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

by The OPB: Original Purple Belt October 13, 2010

illiterate

(adjective) to not be able to read or write in a specific language. Used loosely, it can describe someone who is just an incredibly sloppy speller.

About 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary.com are made by people who are illiterate

by Rakeman June 7, 2005

I'll see you at the crossroads

A phrase used to lament the fallen, meaning that the speaker will see the person in heaven.

RIP man. I'll see you at the crossroads.

by Tossrock July 22, 2006