by All laced up September 1, 2017
Get the hook junkiemug. The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.
My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.
by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022
Get the Chocolate-Hookingmug. by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022
Get the Gay hookmug. An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.
1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
by The Commandante March 8, 2010
Get the jizz hookmug. by Gazyoofder July 7, 2020
Get the Hook Dickmug. by tsl18 June 8, 2020
Get the Snatch Hookmug. Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.
"I 'hooked up' with your sister"
by Nick m November 9, 2017
Get the Hooked upmug.