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Cinnamon Hands

The smell of your hands after you scratch your balls. Must scratch for a good 5 minutes.

You tried that didn't you?
Tanner: Hey Man, smell my hand.
Jacob: Uhh...okay...
Tanner: *Giggling* What do they smell like?
Jacob: Uhh.....Cinnamon! Mmmmmm.
Tanner: 0_o

Tanner had cinnamon hands!
by SADXRULZ May 19, 2010
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Party Hands

When you play so much Mario Party with your bros that you get blisters on the palms of your hands.
Chris: Dude what's wrong with your hands?

Alex: Bro I've just been playing Mario Party 1 for the last week straight. Shit gives you party hands, bro
by THEdickhatch June 17, 2014
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Sack Hand

The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.
Tom: Hey, how was talking to Harry?

Dick: OK, I gave him the old Sack Hand'.

Tom: Hahaha.
by The Sack Hander General June 29, 2011
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gay hands

The way in which gay men move their hands to point out something, or just to simpley provide emphasis for whatever the happen to be talking about. A flashy and girly way the hands of a gay male move whenever they are talking.
Tom: I think Rob's gay. When he was picking out movies at the video store, he was using his gay hands. That's a sure sign!
by WiseOldGrunt January 13, 2008
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hover hand

Transitive verb, alternative spelling (inf.): "hoover hand"

When a hand, instead of resting on individuals side, upper arm or shoulder, magically hovers above said persons limb or other part of body when performing an embracing manner or gesture, signalling insecurity in the person doing the hand hover.

The infamous hover hand is, when seen, often put in practice by humans of the male gender with unfavourable appearances and lack of confidence, while posing for a photograph with female or females with favourable to very favourable appearance characteristics, in particular around the models on fairs and expos utilized to market a product or phenomena.
"Jim was insecure around women, a wuss, often seen hover handing in photographs."

"Dude, let's go to comicon and see the unlaid nerds perform the hover hand on hotties dressed up as Nintendo-characters and other made up human and anthropomorphic depictions!"

"To hover or to hoover, that is not the appropriate question" - Sheikh Abdhull IV
by HannesFury January 24, 2011
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Ham Hands

A person with massive hands that are best suited for squeezing or destroying things
"Hey Ham Hands, come squeeze the shit out of these limes for me."

"Dude, those ham hands were made for destruction. You should have been a Viking or something like that."
by The TOB March 10, 2010
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hand

your penis's best friend
an alternitave vagina
Brent-"hey, how was your exam"
Me-"brutal, i stuck my hand in my pants and started itching my penis, and the teacher saw and took my test away"
Brent-"that sucks"
Me-"well, atleast i came!"
by greasy butthole porn March 14, 2011
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