Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.
by Terrance Clark November 23, 2005
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Hand job hand grenade

The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.
Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.
by NemesisRed March 18, 2021
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M32 rotary grenade launcher

a weapon to surpass the ADATS and finally kill SCP-682
hey trooper see that thing over there fire the M32 rotary grenade launcher
by c00lguy07 September 29, 2020
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i'd catch a grenade for you

a very gay way of saying i love you. from bruno mars' song, Grenad
sally, i'd catch a grenade for you
by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 23, 2011
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Texas gut grenade

1: Where a women poops in the skin of a uncircumcised penis then smearing it around.

2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups*
For their 5 year anniversary, Janice give Dave a Texas gut grenade.
by kpop_landfil December 28, 2016
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horseshoes and hand grenades

a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!
by helpymcgee1371 February 23, 2011
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Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!
by aquamurdoch April 02, 2009
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