When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
by Ghostcatkilla June 21, 2024
by Yomyslime August 08, 2021
1.Name of a popular mens softball team in Kansas from 2000-2004.
2. When a ball get hit between the outfielders.
3. Someone who "hits the pussy hard". A Gut beater, vagina slayer, Pussy crusher, Gap pounder.
2. When a ball get hit between the outfielders.
3. Someone who "hits the pussy hard". A Gut beater, vagina slayer, Pussy crusher, Gap pounder.
Ron: "Alright, Jimmy i want you to pound that gap right there."(points to the outfield)
Jimmy: "You mean boning that haggard Indian woman in the stands, or hitting a double?"
Ron: "Well that too, but first lets see that double."
Coach: "Man, that Jimmy is a true Gap Pounder."
Jimmy: "You mean boning that haggard Indian woman in the stands, or hitting a double?"
Ron: "Well that too, but first lets see that double."
Coach: "Man, that Jimmy is a true Gap Pounder."
by Mavie B March 24, 2012
Person 1: Lebanon blew up, The jews have to do something with it!
Person 2: You're doing an Goebbels Gap!
Person 2: You're doing an Goebbels Gap!
by Sharperpanhandle November 28, 2024
An evidentiary practice in which evidentiary standards are discarded and the lack of evidence is accepted as evidence or proof of genocide.
The Holocaust of the Gaps fallacy is necessary to explain the lack of documentary evidence establishing a planned genocide of the Jewish people.
by LeeroyStankins July 31, 2023
A common term in the porn industry to measure the distance between the scrotums of two males while performing a devils threesome. 1-2 inches is the norm. If there is less than 1/16 of an inch one or more of the actors most likely performs in gay porno films as well.
by Stinner July 07, 2018