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You know what? FUCK YOU! 

The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."
Man: I honestly don't care if your child is gonna die.
Man2: You know what? FUCK YOU!

Man, fuck you guys! 

Phrase. The first words that usually exit my mouth whenever I discover Urban Dictionary editors chose not to publish my submission. Also applicable when directed to your crappy football team, kids who won't let you into their secret club, and your television when you're drunk and Erin Esurance won't make out with Keira Knightley.
Urban Dictionary editors chose NOT to publish your submission which you worked very hard on. Instead, they have killed all your friends and burned down a pet cemetary. Ha-ha.
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"

would you let me fuck you 

What a guy asks you when hes horny
Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."

Never the fuck you mind 

1. When you are saying nevermind, but letting someone know "fuck you" cause they pissed you off and nevermind isn't enough.

2. When asked who, what, when , why or how question but it isnt any of their business.
Example 1:
Girlfriend is complaining of cramps again
Boy: You know I read that sex and a good orgasm can cure cramps. I would be willing to volunteer as tribute.
Girl: Is Sex all you think of?
Boy: Never the fuck you mind. I was just trying to help.

Example 2:
ExGirl: Who's car was that parked outside your house all night?
Exlover: Never the fuck you mind who was at my house all night.

The Fuck You Want

1. What to say when someone that you have not communicated with in a long time contacts you randomly.

2. What to say to that person that you had it out with and they contact you like nothing ever happened.
Michelle: Hey Amanda, Whats up girl? Wanna hang tonight?

Amanda: The fuck you want??

Why don't you go fuck yourself? 

The proper response to any question in the form of: "Why don't you (do something you don't want to do)?"
Jane: "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of playing video games?"

Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"