fruit ride

it’s a way of life…

fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS

liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance

jenna: what’s a fruit ride??

liana: i said free ride….

jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023

Fruit Yak

A large, hairy, and overweight animal who loves to use racial slurs about people of African descent. Their symbol to each other is a fur hat with two horns.

The fruit yak insulted Elon Musk with his derogatory remarks about being African descent.

by J0hn0r May 4, 2023

Waxy Fruit

Waxy Fruit (noun) - a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation see in the closet

"Did you see John? He's a total waxy fruit."

by Zooey Chazanovich March 28, 2010

sensually frustrated

To be discouraged or angry by the lack of sensual activity. An alternative to sexually frustrated

John has not received a kiss in months, and is feeling sensually frustrated.

by HarlequinOfTheCosmos February 17, 2014

fresh fruit basket

A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.

Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.

by Steeeeebe April 4, 2016

romantically frustrated

A type of frustration that arises from being single and wanting to be in a romantic relationship, yet you can’t seem to find a person who you are interested in and is willing to have one with you, or being in a romantic relationship where your needs are not being met adequately. The solution to the later may be to talk to your partner about how you feel about where your relationship is going and discuss your needs with them to see if you and your partner can find a way to work things out so both of you are having your needs met.

Derek: Why has Sasha been seeming to be so sad lately?
Kelsey: She is romantically frustrated. Her boyfriend barely spends any time with her these days because he is so busy with his job. As a result, her romantic needs are not being adequately met; so she is really sad these days.
Derek: She should talk to him about it and see if they work something out so both of their needs are being met adequately.

Kelsey: Good idea. I’ll suggest that to her the next time I see her.

by Vanguard 1998 March 14, 2021

ur fruity

You act gay, but you aren't gay.. BUT YOU ACT-

Broooooooooooooooooooo...... Andrew DeLuca and Alex Karev were def a bit fruity.

and you. ur fruity too if ur reading this

by JoGibsonStan December 24, 2021