Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

Frosted Mini Wheats

God's glorious creation

Jesus Christ: And I bestow upon thee Frosted Mini Wheats

by 2 000 000 1 the space odyssey March 7, 2020

creamy frost bite

When a girl puts ice cream in her mouth and then proceeds to blow the guy.

Dude: My girl gave me a creamy frost bite last night

by Monstermomma23 April 8, 2023

Frosted Corn Flakes

The dried flakes of cum that have ether been peeled off or have fallen off of a vagina. Usually happens when a girl has many guys in one night.

Dude! did you see the frosted corn flakes fall out of that girls shorts?

by jackhoff247 December 10, 2010

Frosted mud slide

Act of a man taking a shit on a womans chest then jizzing on top of the shit. The next step is to titty fuck the woman.

I just did something that is more disgusting than scat bukkake...I gave Jan a Frosted mud slide.

by Joc C January 5, 2010

Frost Queen Cookie

BEST COOKIE!1!1!1!1! BETTER THAN ECLAIR number #1 cookie in crk frost queen>>>

Frost queen cookie is the best cookie

by Frost queen Cookie stan August 20, 2022

Frost my cork

meaning to be made mad or upset. It's a phrase to be used when someone or something particularly makes you frustrated or angry. The origin of this phrase is unknown, but it is commonly used by the Bruns family. This idiom could have been used when a wine bottle got too cold and the cork expanded, therefore someone couldn't get the cork out, so they got mad. It could also could've been derived from when someone got upset while they were putting icing on a cork and they dropped it on the floor.

Sometimes people Mr. Bruns' class really frost my cork!

by HamstersOnSpeed June 10, 2011