faguar

was/were

102 years of automotive history, tradition, and respect gone in a single thirty seconds...
The result of letting Capitol residents design and market their own cars.

See 'draguar', 'jaGuar', 'new jaguar'

"Hey man, did you see that weird ad today?"
"Do you mean the Jaguar rebrand announcement?"
"The car company?? That was like a women's clothing brand or some shit..."
"I've heard they make tampons now too... everyone's calling them "faguar" for it"
*utter speechlessness*

"create exuberant"
"live vivid"
"delete ordinary"
"break moulds"
"copy nothing"
"jaGuar"

by A certain man of pedigree December 11, 2024

Faguar

The car brand Jaguar made some "interesting" marketing decisions for the relaunch of their branding.

Instead of the car, they presented us with a freak show.

Which is the most hilarious car someone could buy?

Faguar.

by Ekonir-7K December 12, 2024

Faggula

Someone who is a faggot but with a little spice. More or less referenced from South Park.

Alright count Faggula you go do your thing.

by Hoshi.__ December 22, 2024

Faguar

A Jaguar type 00.

Look, he bought himself a pink Faguar!

by voximplant December 27, 2024

Failure Fart

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.

OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?

by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025

faguzz

A combination between the words "faggot" and "huzz"

Basically the gay huzz

"Bro why is the faguzz lowkey looking kinda fine lately. Ts pmo smh my head"

by MurtLover69 January 22, 2025

Failure of Journalism

YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM!

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025