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dumptext

The act of sending a text message while taking a dump.
This is a dumptext motherfucker! How are you doing buddy?
by kennsem April 7, 2010
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Dumpster Chicken

A Sickly looking Fat Pigeon thats the size of a large Chicken.
I was walking to my car in the downtown parking garage,when I notice I was being gazed on by a bunch of Dumpster Chickens.
by Gorillund May 19, 2018
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Dumpster Fire

A random series of events that are hot messes, train wreaks, colossal fails, that are totally out of your control.
The entire year 2020 was a dumpster fire.
by AutumnRaven December 12, 2020
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jewish dumptruck.

a Jewish dumptruck is where a person takes a jew's yamacha, and shits in it, and they put it back on.
Kyle was pissed when that islam gave him a jewish dumptruck.
by COTY>< October 22, 2006
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cum dumpster

a girl who fucks and sucks around and prolly swallows cum
i feel like such a cum dumpster i did like half the football team
by xxJadexx January 13, 2009
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cum dumpster

A man who serves as a cum receptacle for other men's love juice. A man who is used thrown out and kicked to the curb after being ass fucked and gobbling jizz. Or a name for an ugly unnatractive person who looks like they done been hit by the ugly stick one too many times.
1.Vitale is such a cum dumpster for other men's sperm.

2.Vitale is Michael's Cum receptacle. He sucks the juice right out of his balls and is then thrown to the wayside.
by MikealR. January 1, 2008
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Humpty Dumpty

a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010
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