Often following a night of intense inebriation, this condition is characterized by feelings of extreme nausea and wanting to vomit but being incapable of doing so as well as constant motion sickness even with the thought of movement. Fortunately, drunk belly is curable, usually after consuming a hearty, carb-heavy meal and lots of water.
Want to go to the gym Kelsey?
No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.
No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.
by jamesjoyceismybf September 23, 2010
Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"
by GokuXiao August 19, 2011
The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.
Best done with your freaky friends.
Best done with your freaky friends.
Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.
Person 1: Incredible!
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.
Person 1: Incredible!
by Decimal Puss March 16, 2020
The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
by pinkibis1 January 06, 2012
To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
by dday1313 March 18, 2014
Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely
by Blackgurl July 13, 2018
A person who when incredibly intoxicated proceeds to buy round after round of drinks/shots for friends when out at the bar with absolutely no disregard for his/her bar tab at the end of he night.
Normally wakes up next morning in shock when said person looks at crumpled up bar tab receipt.
Normally wakes up next morning in shock when said person looks at crumpled up bar tab receipt.
guy 1#: why are we out drinking with john again? you know he he gets really obnoxious after an hour?
guy 2#: yea i know, but after he's had a few he turns into a drunk millionaire and we don't pay for anything for the rest of the night.
guy 2#: yea i know, but after he's had a few he turns into a drunk millionaire and we don't pay for anything for the rest of the night.
by lVluckluck January 30, 2011