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Abercrombie and Douchebag

Another term for Abercrombie and Fitch. The gayest store ever. You never want to go shopping there. It smells like ass by the way.
Where'd you get you outfit? Abercrombie and Douchebag?!?!
by D-d-d-d-Davewazere June 12, 2009
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Liberal douchebag

Another hateful term created by the Conservative Hate Culture.

Like other terms created to promote hate and prejudice against Liberals who decide to speak out in the Name of Freedom and Democracy, this term is nothing more than a conservative sucker punch. See Cheap-shot

This term is often used by, pseudo-patriots who are intolerant of free speech.
It looks like that pseudo-patriot just called me a Liberal douchebag... so much for the right to free speech.

BTW there is a space between Douche and bag.
by American_Patriot October 6, 2007
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sir douchebag

A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.
Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.

King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
by Derp Man March 28, 2014
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douchebag stamp

upper back tattoo, preferably of a "tribal" design, that helps to show what a douchbag someone is.
thats kid has his douchebag stamp as his face book profile pic
by troawesome March 2, 2009
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Undercover douchebag

someone who is not meaning to be a douche bag but is. This person usually hears a story and braggs about how his life is going so well.
Dude, did you hear what Scott said after Frank told him that his girlfriend broke up with him?
Yea dude. Scott was totally being an undercover douchebag
by mytheral February 12, 2010
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Academic Douchebag

That one student that sits either in the front or the back of the classroom who raises their hand in class only to show off his/her knowledge on the topic at hand not to appear smart, but to put others efforts down, hence making themselves look good. Also paired with bogarting the professor's time at the end of class to share asinine facts and figures instead of asking questions and leaving like the rest of the class.
Student 1 (to professor in class): I wasn't too sure about what the book meant by the reference to the "South" in chapter two; I think it means (enter answer). Could you please explain?

Professor: Interesting point Student 1.

Academic Douchebag: (To student 1) Actually professor, I believe the answer to that question was actually answered in the footnotes in chapter one. It doesn't really mean THAT, it means (academic douchebaggey answer)
by ohemgeee February 12, 2010
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gangrenous douchebag

any one of a number of writers and anchors at FoxNews
That lying bastard Sean Hannity is just a gangrenous douchebag.
by the HEmaster January 1, 2009
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