ditch the plastic

running away from home by train hopping

take a gap year, ditch the plastic

by 9th September 24, 2018

Ditch-ems

A spare pair of underwear or panties that you can discard... to hide devious sexual acts from a partner or in rare cases bodily fluid accidental discharge

Karen made sure she brought a pair of ditch-ems, for after her affair as to not alert her husband..

by Mintymonkeynuts January 4, 2019

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.

Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019

ditch head

ditch is the slang word for a bitch dating a dick head and they b happy but they both mega jerks

whats you ship name?
ditch head

wut?

by yeetious June 23, 2019

Ditch pig

Jamie R is ditch pig with no class or respect.

Ditch pig, Selfish and disrespectful

by SAWFTy July 27, 2019

Ditchwanker

A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.

Oi Zac!!!! (Pause) Fucking ditchwanker!!!

by LoldudleygayxD September 26, 2019

Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020