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Dicks

Large dicks who stick them in there mouth
by PinkDicks April 20, 2018
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Dicks out for dr.phil day

Chad: yo whip out your cock nerd
Beta: what why?
Chad: Cause its dicks out for Dr.phil day
by Erectiuscockius April 17, 2019
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dicks

flappy, sometimes hard pieces of meat wedged between two legs.
how tf am i supposed to know iʼm gay & dicks are literally just a peice of meat flapping around
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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Bag of Dicks

Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.
You sir, can eat a bag of dicks!

bag of dicks dicks 27 dicks bag-o-dicks
by Cherrynova33 December 29, 2015
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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.
There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!
by Michael McFly January 26, 2016
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Bowl of Dicks

What fuckboys can eat while they are being fuckboys. Also can be used to describe someone who has made you uncomfortable or upset.
Those Fuckboys at the end of the bar can eat a Bowl of Dicks
by MetzgerMeister1 December 25, 2018
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Small dicks

Having this makes you genetically inferior
Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."

Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."

The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"

Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"

Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."

Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."

Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"

Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."

Iam "Come one..."

Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
by Hym Iam April 17, 2022
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