drunk crush

to have a crush on someone only when you are under the influence of alcohol.

Everytime we go out drinking, she always ends up drunk crushing some guy.

by Todd Mack January 18, 2007

Facebook drunk

So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.

Let's get pissed. Let's get smashed out of our skulls. Let's get Facebook drunk.

by George McBob September 17, 2010

Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.

A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.

by CreeperStash October 7, 2008

drunk pants

The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.

Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.

by The Truth April 3, 2005

Drunk Email

When drunk dialing just insn't enough because the person who you tried to drunk dial didn't answer their phone or you are just so beligerent that you need to talk to more than just the people in your phone.

I didn't have his phone number, so I drunk emailed him...

by JenAJ November 3, 2005

drunk

The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to UrbanDictionary just for the fuck of it.
So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less

by wittyname January 16, 2010

Dumb Drunk Girl

Girls who primarily go to Illinois State. These specific girls wear dresses out and can often be seen out any night of the week. They are of below average intelligence and probably will believe whatever you tell them. 9 out of 10 times you will be able to hook up with them without even finding out their names or having any kind of communication at all.

Tommy: "Did you see the chick Fox hooked up with last night?"

McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"

by Spookywings May 26, 2011