Incredible hot chick, funny, smart, loves hiking and skydiving, great friend, beautiful long dark hair that never gets brushed (but still looks great), likes enchiladas and tacos, her style is unique, and also takes hours shopping but doesn't buy anything just because she is that cool. Guys dream about her and girls envy her.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen that girl with the nice white car?
Girl: Yeah that's Crystal, I wish I had her driving skills
Girl: Yeah that's Crystal, I wish I had her driving skills
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best damn fucking weed you will ever smoke in your whole entire life and make your dick and balls hurting for a week
Bill: hey chris have you smoke that cryptacunaconalite yet?
Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!
Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!
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•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.
Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"
Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."
Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."
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