crockpotcher

To be crockpotched, usually twice in the face whilst under the influence of beer & weed. Shouting ''crockpotch!!'' after potching will ensure your Crockpotch has been correctly executed.

Fat willy crockpotcher my mum in the face whilst taking a drag off a spliff from his anus!

by Fromage April 8, 2007

crockin

To cry, a word originating from the Norfolk dialect.

"Stop a crockin boy, yew only wes stung by a hoddy-doddy wasp"

by king slop August 26, 2007

Crockerage

Pronounced "Cro-ker-idge"
Used to describe one that constantly defends Brittany Spears, usually somebody that commits crockerage records them self with a video camera under a blanket of some kind, crying and screaming their sorrows to the world, which really doesn't care.

"You and your crockerage!"
"Chris Crocker is found guilty for numerous charges of crockerage!"

by Harley B. October 25, 2007

croaking owl

when your having sex and the girl reaches down into her mouth and pulls the guys dick out through her mouth, making her croak like an owl.

Haha we did the croaking owl last night and when we woke up in the morning, my dad asked if we heard an owl outside.

by coochie queen April 28, 2008

Crockenlich

A combination of two gangsta things, that are better than the rest.

Crockenberg + Wunderlich = Crockenlich and Wunderberg

by Crockenlich March 24, 2009

Cowke

a mixture of Coke and Lactose intolerant MILK!

BETTER AND HEALTHIER THAN A ROOT-BEER FLOAT!

Put a litter or coke and a gallon or a quart of milk.

"Hey Guys, Make some COWKES!"

by Carleue 1902 October 7, 2009

Crocktuplet

Crocktuplet, the plural of "crock",
1) four crocks in a row,
2) when one crock just doesn't cut it.

"That's a crocktuplet of shit right there."

"Wow Jennifer, you left SOME trail of crocktuplets in there! Flush next time, 'kay?"

not to be confused with "Blue waffle".

by Car Wrap Kid April 25, 2010