Craig

A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids

Hang that fucking craig

by A person who hates all craigs February 12, 2022

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Craig Nicholls

Shit at Battlefield

Craig Nicholls is shit at Battlefield

by Mr Facts ftw September 11, 2021

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Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible

that guy is acting like a craig shafto

by njp31 January 18, 2023

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Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.

I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021

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Craig

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines

Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig

by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023

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Craig

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.

Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!

by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020

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