cable jointer

the lowlife of the electrical industry

that cable jointer should have trained as a linesman

by lad1738 December 9, 2016

cradle wanker

A pedophile. A derogatory term with a little more gusto.

"Fuck you, you fat, sick, fucking cradle wanker."

by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021

Cradley Heath

A shithole town in the middle of Birmingham where nothing happens and everyone is inbred . The number one landmark in Cradely Heath is the Big Tesco

“Cradley Heath is a fucking shithole !!”

by Rokit76 November 13, 2022

Newton's Cradle

When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.

I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.

by TheJewishWonder April 24, 2019

robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

James Cable

he is the sweetest, shyest, fittest guy in the world! lol he is funny without meaning it and helps me wen im down. i hope someday a girl as perfect as him finds him and he lives happily ever after! i also hope he dusn't so i can hav him, lol love ya james

he helped me wen i was love sick, and made me laugh wen i thought i wud neva laf agen!

by Waffles Prostitute Baywatch January 4, 2005

crawler

when a girls is so big u can almost crawl in

yo man steph had a crawlr and i had to have a pulley system rigged up so i didnt fall in

by michael landrum October 13, 2004