COULTERED

To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.

Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."

Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"

by The Mat January 25, 2010

The Ann Coulter Effect

The longer the media goes without mentioning the perpetrator's race, the less likely it's going to be white.

Has the media not mentioned the perpetrator's race in a while? It's probably The Ann Coulter Effect in place and the perp is less likely to going to be white.

by GiantOof69 November 25, 2019

coolth

Opposite of warmth -- noun.

We felt the coolth of the air conditioner.

by Füzzy Mijmark January 23, 2010

Colton

Colton is a charming guy with lots of style. He can definitely charm any on to get what he wants. He has great hair, smile and the prettiest eyes. Can be so goofy and make you smile, he doesn’t take life seriously but loves with his whole heart.

Friend: we can’t hang out today
Colton: puts on that charm
Friend: oh ok, we can hang out

by Yep It’s Shea! August 15, 2018

shoulda coulda oiled

An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.

Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

by Père Temps May 8, 2013

Indianapolis Colts

Record-Setting Season Team.. But can't win the Big Game... Not even the 2nd Biggest game for that Matter.

Manning is a Great QB.. But - "It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that Ring".

by natej January 21, 2005

Coltar

A man on the receiving end of gay anal sex.

That coltar took it hard last night

by Hardwalken arsusen July 5, 2009