clusterfucking

hanging out with friends, huddling in close proximity

we all started clusterfucking to keep warm

by Daria December 17, 2002

clusterfuck

a series of events that fuck up your day!

I was driving down the road and saw a bad accident,that caused a lot of traffic, that would be a clusterfuck!

by lizzie lizzard May 10, 2009

clustering

The act of throwing Clusters Handcrafted Popcorn up in the air intentionally to be caught in the mouth.

You should record yourself “Clustering” on video.

by The Kernel February 16, 2019

cluster fuck

The advanced sexual act (usually performed in the 'doggie' position) in which the female (or receiver) swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string. At the point of orgasm the male (or giver) yanks on the string; retrieval of bacon and gagging should ensue.

I cluster fucked your mum

by blastStu November 29, 2007

Cluster Buster

The accidental act of crushing ones nuts. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.

"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

Clusterfuck

1)A large group of people willingly confined in a small area.

2)A crowd of people trying to file into a room through a doorway at the SAME TIME!!!

1)"Damn, the daily clusterfuck of jocks in the hallway always seems to migrate toward my locker."

2)" Whats with the giant clusterfuck in front of Mrs. Petries Class?"

"Oh that?She's just doing her daily workout with that gay Simmons guy."

by MadxCore October 14, 2008

clusterfuck

someone so stupid they can't do anything right.

She is such a clusterfuck.

by MonayLove October 14, 2003