Chauffer Shift

1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.

2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.

Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."

Jessica: "Yep."

Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"

Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)

by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011

Chaffed

When someone’s chat is that shit and they look like an absolute cunt

Person 1: Yo mate you see that girl there?
Person 2: yeah what about her?
Person 1: she is a chaffed cunt

by Poloyex June 4, 2019

Chauffer

Two dicks in the ass one dick in the pussy.

Guy talking to 2 other male friends: Hey, let's give her the chauffer tonight.

by Nick christensen August 10, 2021

chauff

Something that is stupid, brushed off easily. Used to show disgust, uninterest.

"Hey, I just bought the new Hawthorne Heights album today!"

"Oh, chauff! You're so emo."

by wheeeeer! September 3, 2008

Chuffed

To have something SHOVED up your Anus hole repeatedly

"Fuck me, I was chuffed last night! "
"anal?"
"hard and intense, Yea"

by AlextheWalex February 13, 2020

Chuffalo

a fatter women. not too fat. a larger women is also the sloppiest of the party. herding around like a buffalo trying to find some meat.

dude did you see that chuffalo last night. that bitch was huge

by zander1116 September 23, 2010

chaff

Derivative of a chav. However, this is a differnet species from that of Charford, Bromsrove, UK. Hence, chaff from Charford. Like a chav but carries hand to hand weaponary such as knives and ball bearing guns. Language includes:
Taxed - means to steal
Safe - 'Sound'

I ent no fukin chaff. Shat it or ill knive you one

by T.T October 21, 2004