choadskii

it's simply broskii but for people with choads.

"Bro, you have a choadskii"

by wa10404 July 17, 2025

Choad Chowder

Another colorful name for cum, but especially when it’s more thick and clumpy.

(John)” mannnn I heard Maria swallows cum!”
(Mike) “ oh yeah bro, she loves that Choad Chowder”

by E.M Scroteler September 23, 2025

Choad coax

The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.

Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!

Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!

by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025

Chafaipilled

To be so based that it goes beyond human comprehension

Person 1: Yo have you heard Alan’s political takes? They are very well thought out and nuanced, he should be the president

Person 2: Yeah bro he’s Chafaipilled

by 6became November 6, 2025

Choasting

Chilling + Posting. A group hangout with several people who are all chilling and posting in a room.

Yo have a beer and come “choast” with us. We were “choasting” the other night watching that game.

by Mtvdoudy November 18, 2025

Boiled choad

A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long.

That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad

by A-Aron balake January 14, 2015

kendall choate

Has a monster cock and drives a dope mustang

Kendall choate has a mondo dong

by Stankydanktheslumpgod December 16, 2017