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Captain Janeway

Starlet Captain of the USS Voyager, which was launched in 2371. She is a character in Star Trek Voyager, and made a small appearance as Vice Admiral Janeway, approx. 2 years after returning home from the Delta Quadrant. She is a personal favorite of mine, along with the rest of her crew. Her catchphrase is "Coffee, Black." Or "Theres coffee in that nebula!" She is the first female captain of any Star Trek series.
Captain Janeway is the best captain ever!
by Captain Kathryn Janeway June 18, 2015
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CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE

A MAN OR WOMAN OF HIGH AUTHORITY SMACK DOWN THAT NO GOOD HOE!!!
YO IM CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE.. GET UR ASS IN LINE!
by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009
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Captain Cockstar

a five o clock cocktail consisting of: Captain Morgan's original spiced rum, Coca Cola, and rockstar, delicious on the rocks, with exactly five ice cubes. Invented by curtis siebaneller in fort collins, colorado.
Shit man, I be sipping on that captain cockstar, getting mad faded,
by 310 Cockstars August 27, 2007
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Captain Jack

A reference to the television show "Torchwood", a "Captain Jack" refers to a problem solving technique in which a party seduces every person between themselves and their goal.

Captain Jack Harkness: "The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners."
Lucy : I can't believe I blew my professor and only got a "B".

Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.

Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.

Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.

Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.
by Darker August 4, 2011
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captain obvious

a name for someone who states the obvious. someone who is incredibly stupid
by Kurt Matthew Schroeder December 18, 2008
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Captain Ahab

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.
So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.
by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007
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Captain Obvious

when someone states the obvious especially when it is stupidly obvious
Marie: "Sandy you are so white!"
Ginger: "Yes. I am caucasian. Thank you Captain Obvious!"
by Lez H. August 5, 2008
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