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Sphincter Cap

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.
I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!
by FelixTheCat11 June 16, 2021
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shag cap

A cap that will on sit upon the head of those who are not virgins or those who are secret freaks
by Shutters October 28, 2019
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cap suck

CAP SUCK IS A SLANG WORD FOR BLOW JOB
MY GIRL FRIEND GAVE ME A KILLER CAP SUCK LAST NIGHT !!!!
I COULD DO WITH A CAP SUCK RIGHT NOW !!!
by DOZSIM September 5, 2017
mugGet the cap suckmug.

lawn capping

the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.
bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!
by collegepointer May 28, 2009
mugGet the lawn cappingmug.

green cap

the people you can trust when running or riding in the naked bike ride at university of vermont. since bramley took away the police and what not, the green caps are here to save you if you get hurt or assaulted. also wearing green hats...
by nbr lover<3 December 14, 2011
mugGet the green capmug.

Sewer Caps

Oversized dark brown nipples that are flush with and the same color as their aureolas.
Sewer caps are boring to play with.
by RheaovChaos May 7, 2015
mugGet the Sewer Capsmug.

CAP Van

The Civil Air Patrol van or the main means of transportation (besides the CAP owned aircraft) for Civil Air Patrol Cadets. The vans usually sit up to 11 people comfortablly and usually are the rides to competitions, activities, beacon searchs, missions, etc. The CAP van is often compared to the band bus or the marching band bus simply because of the usage and the events that occur in the van. Uniform changes, practical jokes, games, you name it.
Cadet 1: "What happened on the CAP van that everyone is talking about?"

Cadet 2: "You don't want to know..."

Example 2

Cadet Lieutenant: "Listen motards, pile into the van asap. We're doing a beacon search."
by Anthony Matta October 20, 2007
mugGet the CAP Vanmug.

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