Cacti cuckoo

Someone who loves cacti, probably has a japenese one and feeds them, no social life, just cacti

Omg that girl is so cacti cuckoo !

by Savanna.serene July 7, 2017

cactus clit

Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".

So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"

by Self1sh August 28, 2017

cactacia

A hairy prickly cactus like woman

Isabel is a cactacia her legs were prickly as fuck!

by Sacredcheese August 28, 2017

cactits

A cactus that has tit-like formations used to describe a large breasted prickly legged woman.

Cactits Isabel could really use a new razor in the shower tonight.

by Sacredcheese September 2, 2017

Cactapus

Cactai+pussy=cactapus...jus anotha way to say dry ass pussy basically

Yea i had to lube her shit up...she got that cactapus

by BROWN.MAN September 23, 2017

Cactus Budding

When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.

"I cant masturbate anymore because im cactus budding"
"Haha fuckin loser you got herpes"

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

cactus

Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!

Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!

by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 1, 2017