burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.

Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!

by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014

Germ-Burger

Children

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.

by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023

bounce the burger

a saying that means to have a close call, or barely get away with something or without messing something up.

bounce the burger

"Did you see that cop? I really bounced the burger there!"

by Calliope!who October 2, 2007

burger smash

A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.

Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!

by Wegs101 September 24, 2020

Ground Burger

One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.

I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.

My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

toilet burger

a burger that had been dunked in the toilet

vic: ok breakfast is ready!

joe: *eats all the pancakes*

vic:

joe:

joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*

by drop of dawn & grease is gone December 3, 2018

burger cat

A term (name) founded by Fxtch to describe the one and only, burger cat (yes, there is only one "burger cat").

Both burger and cat combined - the burger cat is cute and although not eaten, very much cherished.

Burger cat makes me hungry, but he is too adorable!

by Cyronix March 11, 2022