A Mexican in a sleeping bag
Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.
Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
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When you sit on his face and his nose Gets caught in the flaps. Resulting in suffocation. You just got a Benny burrito.
by Victor clit December 20, 2022
Get the Benny burrito mug.A special nickname that is used by da one and only chosen one "teddy" to describe a cute, lazy smart xd, beautiful, smexy and "bootyful" potato.
Often referred as shiny butt, bootylicious, da tata owner, Rushmore titties, da holy butt and i can go forever with this list 😌.
She is known for having a bootiful smile with sharky tooth that makes it so unique and special, known for being kind and for distinct and different than any other average girl (you) would be to get, cuz you are average too u3u.
She is da one and only key holder of teddy's heart.
We can't forget how astonishing she is in every aspect you can imagine :))
So far the only creature that is able to bring joy and happiness to teddy's heart just by existing.
The only potato that knows teddy's political secret information, and the first potato ever to see da hairy phatty, though she has da smoothest booty ever.. u3u
Trust me you don't know how shiny dat shit is in da shower, muaaaa perfecto u3u.
Did i mention how cuddleable she is ? Man i can't even describe it i just want to smooch dat and squish her u3u.
Now let me tell you something, unfortunately for guys she is now taken by da one and only teddy, so none of yall will ever be able to enjoy a bit of what i have mentioned up there because SHE IS MINE and i am proud u3u....
OH AND she is smart, more than your dumb ass hoe. And i am proud u3u
Often referred as shiny butt, bootylicious, da tata owner, Rushmore titties, da holy butt and i can go forever with this list 😌.
She is known for having a bootiful smile with sharky tooth that makes it so unique and special, known for being kind and for distinct and different than any other average girl (you) would be to get, cuz you are average too u3u.
She is da one and only key holder of teddy's heart.
We can't forget how astonishing she is in every aspect you can imagine :))
So far the only creature that is able to bring joy and happiness to teddy's heart just by existing.
The only potato that knows teddy's political secret information, and the first potato ever to see da hairy phatty, though she has da smoothest booty ever.. u3u
Trust me you don't know how shiny dat shit is in da shower, muaaaa perfecto u3u.
Did i mention how cuddleable she is ? Man i can't even describe it i just want to smooch dat and squish her u3u.
Now let me tell you something, unfortunately for guys she is now taken by da one and only teddy, so none of yall will ever be able to enjoy a bit of what i have mentioned up there because SHE IS MINE and i am proud u3u....
OH AND she is smart, more than your dumb ass hoe. And i am proud u3u
by coffee_man March 26, 2023
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Sorry, a new season of Succession has just dropped and I'm going full burrito mode.
Sorry, a new season of Succession has just dropped and I'm going full burrito mode.
by GreenBurritoBandit July 16, 2023
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