Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Breaking Rigor

The act of wanking

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!

by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017

Breaking my high

When someone is annoying you while your high (marijuana) . Like your Mom & Grandma

Yo my Grandma was breaking my high yesterday

by Honeymoney* June 16, 2018

Brotating

The action of brotation

The group spent majority of their time brotating.

by -undefineduser- October 16, 2018

Breading

Cumming on someone then throwing bread crumbs on top.

Dude! That chick is in need of a good breading!

by MadOneX4 November 20, 2018

Breaking Up

A feeling worst than getting stubbed by ten knives. The moment when the most important person in your life becomes a stranger.

Breaking Up is like Gotye's famous song, s/he becomes "somebody that you used to know"

by Mafalda December 2, 2018

breaking the church bell

extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.

Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell

by The real big F May 1, 2019