brandon

A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.

Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"

Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."

by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020

Brandon

Oatmeal

Ayo oatmeal nigga nigga ballsack Brandon

by Harry P. Ballsack July 30, 2020

Brandon

a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.

Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer

by A boy that lags May 17, 2016

Brandon

some disgusting weirdo, lil indian scammer

yo brandon beat it

by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a masculine guy who most often identifies as gay. He is a thrill seeker and loves making spontaneous decisions. Most if not all Brandon's are extremely handsome and will attract many males and females.

Damn, I wish I was a Brandon so I could get all the guys and girls.

by theraldicktionary August 7, 2018

Brandon

A man with a micropenis

That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!

by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018

Brandon

A man who will leave his significant other home to stress on bills while his pockets full of money to buy his erb and little ones the things they need,don't trust this human he will only take and belittle you while making a living off others. Don't date him whatever you do he will drain you of your breath.He grew up in wis and landed in duluth .

Brandon is a scapper for junk vehicles.

by Horse33 April 24, 2019