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Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.
by bmjmb June 7, 2017
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short, skinny, best cousin, and has a cousin named Dylan who might have wrote this
Brandon is the best who may not have a cousin named Dylan who wrote this
by @dylanhawj November 2, 2017
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An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt
Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
by Whitted November 15, 2017
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Brandon is a sweet and loving guy. He will always make you feel special, and will always make you feel loved. He is always there for you. Whenever you’re scared he’s got your back. Brandon is an amazing athlete, and he’s really good at video games. He’s so nice unlike other guys who are absolute dicks. He will always be your friend and love you as long as you do the same. Brandon is a great friend or boyfriendto have! Get yourself a handsome loving Brandon like mine!!
Brandon is so sweet! I love him!
by Cbeeler7 March 5, 2018
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Brandon
A 4 eyed big boned fuck
by OGBigDick May 11, 2018
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A self centered liar that is weak and has a micro chode
Brandon is a gayford he cant even jack off its so small
by cloppy February 21, 2017
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a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.
Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer
by A boy that lags May 17, 2016
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