Bruce Xu

Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted

person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"

by the Xu meister July 13, 2024

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 27, 2023

Bruce li

Just a rich handsome hot guy

Wow that guy is such a Bruce Li

by randoimdasdasd May 30, 2023

Bruce

An old Scottish measurement for fermented dog crap.

It takes two measure of Bruce to start a decent bonfire.

by emcinto0 July 04, 2022

bruce

a very cute french bulldog

friend: wow that’s a very cute dog what’s his name

random person: that’s bruce dickhead

by bubblebutthole.com November 11, 2022

Bruce

you know Bruce actually means a thick brushwood tree or a cigarette in British slang

I saw a bruce tree in the distance.
He smoked a bruce.

by Pseofeonom March 12, 2021

bruce

the all loving and amazing person bruce! he is such a great person to talk to and is really a kind person and cares for others! hes also really great at editing (better than Fanya) and is great at video games (better than Fanya) and also loves!!!!!! Will!! OMG! he loves will from stranger things which i dont agree on but yea! hes great! he has become the person i talk to the most! hes also very special! in both ways /j. At first i was like..do i actually want this, do i wanna continue on with this thing me and bruce is having, i blocked him at first, then i realized that i didnt wanna leave him and that i liked talking being with him! so yea! i love bruce honestly

bruce can f me sore

by Frxnt Man June 07, 2022