michael boone

michael boone is one sexy man who despises milk bags. he also known as bald baby.

person 1: omg is that a bald baby?

person 2: no it’s just michael boone

by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020

Wellington Bouncer

The Wellington bouncer is a very specific and tedious sexual act, when done correctly can achieve great results. The Wellington bouncer recruited two guys(one short and lightweight and another tall and strong enough to care two people), and one very flexible chick.

The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright.(Disclaimer:the little guys’ ass is going to be propped up on the stronger guys stomach) Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guys arms, while he’s piping it, meanwhile she’s stretched in a “C” position to where she can suck the bigger guy off, while at the same time holding on to his legs for support.

Me, John and Beatrice got together and did the Wellington Bouncer. Me being the stronger guy out of us two, I didn’t mind having my buddy’s bare ass touch my chest, cuz at least Beatrice was gargling my meat in the process.

by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020

Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.

Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”

by Maskerator July 8, 2020

Peter Booned

When you put something down right next to you and forget where you put it, it then disappears until someone comes to your rescue and finds it for you.

Oh man, I Peter Booned my water bottle again, someone come help me find it.

by Jitsuintheface June 18, 2021

Eli Bounce

When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest bounce every opportunity.

“Hopped over the bunker? Damn, he got another Eli Bounce”

by Razo July 18, 2021

Baby Booner

A term coined by Twitch Streamer tisChase; a species of Dead by Daylight Survivors who began sprouting up after Boon: Circle of Healing was introduced. These survivors were never forced into actually tactful, skilled gameplay, so they lose every chase they get in. Due to infinite full heals paired with immersing camouflage, this birth defect does not often cause them to die.

Don’t let Mikayla get into a chase, she’s a real Baby Booner

by tischase January 22, 2022

BIG BOUNCER JOE

Big BOUNCER joe is a young but hung fella who protects the hoes and bros alike. If you look at him at him wrong guaranteed you're gonna be an aunt and have and extra sister or brother and son or daughter. Joe is normally a chava type guy who is keen in the profits of the business English defense org. A fella with a 15 incher plus massive testes. A guy who has abs on his abs and 6 pack

The opps go "Oh shit it'd Big BOUNCER joe run for life and hide your wife".

by Epic Reds December 25, 2021