bloody hazleton

A form of mutual masturbation, in which heavily menstruating woman hangs upside-down while her male partner masturbates her. He catches any falling menstrual blood with his penis, which his partner uses as lubricant to masturbate him.

"Nothing makes my nuts bust, quite like a bloody hazleton."

--Jack Palance

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

BOOBYA

1. A word used to discretely point out that a woman with a blessed bosom is in the premises.
2. A strong burst of emotion when seeing an attractive woman.

1. *Woman with blessed bosom is in the premises* "Boobya at 12 o'clock".
2. *After seeing an attractive woman walk by* "BOOBYA! That woman was attractive!"

by TonisESP December 31, 2010

Bloody Hot Dog

When you leak blood on someones penis and then a girl sucks it off.

Brandon: Yo Eric that girl just gave Andrew a bloody Hot dog.
Eric: Damn i want that by Ashley

by ashhhhhishhot March 7, 2011

Blooba

Bouncing facedown on an exercise ball with your legs spread while giving a blowjob

Khab's mom gave me a blooba last night.

by Meke January 4, 2014

Bloody Trumpet

When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"

Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!

by ParlorPeep April 30, 2015

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

Sundae Bloody Sundae

This is the act and enjoyment of applying whipped cream in and around a woman's vagina who is on her period. Then proceeding to eat her out. A dessert and delight for the sickest of fucks.

Guy 1: "Dude, it sucks, my girlfriend got her period."

Guy 2: "No that's awesome. Now you can have a Sundae Bloody Sundae."

by Mr. Jeff G October 29, 2007