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Bloody Trumpet
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When you cut off your own dick
and then
blow through
the hold at
the head
. "Toot! Toot!"
Hey Carl!
Why don't you
just give yourself
a Bloody
Trumpet
!
by
ParlorPeep
April 30, 2015
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