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Bloody Trumpet
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When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the
hold
at the head. "
Toot
!
Toot
!"
Hey Carl! Why
don
't you
just
give yourself a Bloody
Trumpet
!
Bloody Trumpet
by
ParlorPeep
April 30, 2015
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