Blessturbate

When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.

"Father please forgive me for I have sinned."
(shoots load=blessturbate)

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

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Blesseth

When someone sneezes you say blesseth instead of bless you

*achoo*.... “BLESSETH!”

by Gitroasted July 20, 2018

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Blessing • bless • blessed • bless your heart • blessup • bleets • blesser • Bless you • Bless Me • blessy

blest

Ghetto way of spelling "blessed"

Man, I'm so blest!!
You mean blessed?

by Zeniak July 21, 2018

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Blessed Chaldean

If ur Chaldean you got money so ur blessed

Look over there his a blessed Chaldean.

by Gino123 September 21, 2018

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Bless is a person with a colossal penis, bless has been known to be very good with women and know how to handle them in bad situation. Bless is also known for being very good at any sport he play’s in and very popular at school and extremely smart when he wants to

girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy person he turns me on in many ways

Girl 2: oh yeah that guy is sexy he has to be bless
girl 1: yeah i heard he is good at every sport and has a huge penis

by jhon maker October 22, 2018

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blessemistic

Like a pure aetheist mode of no belief or faint regard of positivity of energy or spiritual power in life.

Street Preacher -: “Praise praise people!The light external to our true self is no more less connected than the internal as is the moon to the sun.....it shines on enough.........

Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”

Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁

by Treebonics January 6, 2019

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