betty white

an actress known for being the last surviving golden girl.
she was thought to be immortal, but on 12/31/2021 we sadly found out that she wasn't.
she never made it to that special 100th birthday, but she's still an absolute warrior making it to that age.

i wonder if god fired the angel who took betty white before her 100th.

by dogs4lifeee February 11, 2022

burnt betty

1.Giving a woman the high, hard one until she passes out. 2. A woman too drunk or stoned to fuck.

"Yeah, she showed up acting all tough. But by the end of the night, she was a burnt betty."

"My wife pulled a burnt betty on me last night."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Talking to Betty

Getting high on Marijuana.

Yoooo, we were talking to Betty last night under the bleachers.

by Stasea December 29, 2020

Three knuckle Betty

When a female uses any combination of fingers to insert three knuckles deep into her vagina.

My husband told me to send him a selfie of me doing a three knuckle Betty.

by anonymous January 16, 2021

Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.

Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.

by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021

Brown Betty

A racist name for apple crumbles or pie. Popular in the 1950s.

"You always got these very lumpy mashed potatoes on steak night, and for dessert you got Brown Betty, which nobody ate, except maybe the little kids in the lower school that didn’t know any better--and guys like Ackley that ate everything." (From the Catcher in the Rye, by J.D Salinger)

by ididthisformyenglishteacher! February 20, 2021

Shredder betty

Female snowboarder. Tomboy of the slopes.

That shredder Betty just wiped out!

by Akoivu March 13, 2021