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wife beater

A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.

The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?

Nah, give us the usual.

Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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dick beater

by Anon September 15, 2003
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Besser

a spinless man afraid of living alone
dude Mandy found herself a besser
by wonderbread1213 August 11, 2008
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bestfriend

someone that knows who you love, who you have loved, and who you hate. someone that knows more about you than most ever will, and keeps that sacred. someone who knows but doesn't judge.

the person you can count on to be there, at 3am. the one person you can know will never try to take your man. the one that will never betray you.

the person that can order your coffee perfectly, knows what you are talking about when you make no sense. the person that can tell on the phone if the sex was good or not by the way you talk.
regular friend:(to someone else) did you know they broke up? i think i might go out with him sunday...

bestfriend: (to you) so, it sucks that it happened that way, but he wasn't that good, and you can definitely do better... remember that guy from the bar saturday that was checkin you out? lets go see if he is there this weekend!
by munchkin039 April 7, 2009
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Wife Beater

Wife Beater - n. A white sleaveless tang-top that men wear.
Underneath mike's shirt he wears a wife beater.
by Kale April 20, 2006
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bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.
You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.
by IronFist February 1, 2005
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Bestfriends Forever

Bestfriends for ever and will never leave each other side and are really good friends
by Urban_dicti0nary June 17, 2019
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