meat blaster

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.

Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.

by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.

A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011

blaster

an extremely loud fart.

forced gas that secretes from the rectum with sound-wall breaking properties.

wow, did you hear that blaster that someone just let out??!

by sparklfairy January 22, 2011

straight beasted

1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick

1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza

by Bob-Keith October 30, 2006

Blouse Beater

A hybrid shirt between the blouse and the wife-beater that super-badass chicks wear in that awkard stage before the 'maybe their pregnant, maybe they just gained weight?' stage in life, but they always end up being pregnant. The blouse beater always shows off your prego glow!

Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.

"Check out that chicks blouse beater! Is she pregnant?"

"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"

by Veroneeeca October 10, 2009

bush beater

Slang for someone who beats women.

Chris Brown is a bush beater.

by CDCC February 4, 2010